noah funnies

N: Mommy, go away!

Me: Noah, that is really not nice.

N: I'm sorry. Mommy, please go away!

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Josh: Noah, would you like to say the blessing tonight?

N: Sure. God. Jesus. Amen

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Me: Don't you need to go tinkle before you go outside to play?

N: No, I'll just tinkle on a tree outside.

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Me: You know what Noah, I love you.

N: You LOVE me?

Me: Yep. I love you so much.

N: SO much? No!

Me: You don't want me to love you so much? What, do you just want me to love you a little bit?

N: Noooooo!

Me: Well, how much do you want me to love you then?

N: First! No, wait. Ten!